Schnoppster

Schnoppster; A smart, short jewish businessman born in the U.S. but residing in France.

"That Schnoppster spends more time flying over the Atlantic than he does in Paris! Why his commuting has earned him Air France lifetime Platinum Elite!"

by The Chief Reefster January 8, 2009

Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball

We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD May 6, 2022

schnokered

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

Schnöp

Schnöp is slang for "snopp" which means dick in swedish.
Schnöp is only used in the swedish language, but soon will spread to english as well.
Schnöp basically replaces the word dick.
Schnöp is pronounced: Schnoep

Ex.1
-Man, that guy is a real schnöp.
-Yeah, a fucking schnöphead!

Ex.2
-Schnöp, I can't get this shit right!

by The gigantic schnöp August 2, 2009

schnorer

the cheapest of people.

He is such a schnorer.
Yeh i know he won't spend any money.

by bigges pigges June 29, 2003

Jon Schrope

a short little dude who is obviously a beast and gets all the ladies. He gets straight A's but still couldn't get you something off the top shelf. Ask him about anything, even say hi to him and he'll tear you to shreds because he's vicious. Overall you pretty much wanna have this guy on your side.

Look! It's a Jon Schrope!, quick lets hide up on that bookshelf.

by urban dictionarier 123456789 November 11, 2010

Schroped

Getting a handjob or blowjob that ends with a hot mess on the recipients face.

Although most men believe nothing worse could ever happen to them, some men actually enjoy the act.

Dave: Did you hear about Adam? He totally got on that hottie from last weekend.

Mike: Yeah, but I heard it didn't end so well for him.

Dave: What do you mean?

Mike: I heard he totally got Schroped.

Dave: Poor guy... Has he recovered yet?

Mike: No.

by Dirty W D January 12, 2010