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Schnarf

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass
That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf
by pete snake October 7, 2017
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It's white and before you, soon it will line your nasal cavity, schnarfed it shall be.
I just schnarfed that shit...
by Sjiraff May 29, 2019
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Hey buddy, you got any schnarf i can buy?
by Buck November 28, 2003
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To clear one's nasal passage by covering one nostril and blowing out the other.
"My old man schnarfed while doing yardwork. It was disgusting."
by E-mas January 10, 2009
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To hit someone on the head with a pillow when they least expect it.
Hey, can I Schnarf you in the face? *Smacks in the face with random pillow*
by Xeribol April 8, 2013
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someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.
That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.
by bubbadave August 26, 2005
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Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.
Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"
by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014
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