SCHMANGO

An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.

SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...

Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.

SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.

Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?

SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*

by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011

schwingtone

The special sound your phone makes when you get a call from your love interest.

"Hold on man, I've got to take this call. That was my schwingtone!"

by HectorA September 3, 2008

Shingotz

Someone who is being a goon, moron, idiot, etc.... (Shin - Gots)

Man, Paul was being a real shingotz last night at the bar. Passed out on the floor and they bounced his shingotz self outta there.

by Prison M April 17, 2013

Schmigati

It is a cigarette. Said in a German accent.

Do you want to go for a Schmigati?
I love Schmigatis when i am drinking.
Shower schmigatis are my favorite thing.

by Mr Percival January 3, 2019

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

shmingit

A man names Albert (flamingo) s child, who he feeds covid vaccines to, shmingit, is also known as little fella.

Child: "born"

Flamingo: "little fella shmingit"

by BIGFUCKINGSIMPBITCH September 5, 2023

schmigaton

schmigaton: like a gigaton (a billion tons) but imaginary, as in predictions about the global carbon cycle.

The panel of experts predicted that 11.47 schmigatons of carbon dioxide could be sequestered within the basement tunnels of the Capitol and the White House combined.

by carbonboffin July 8, 2018