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schmige

this is a term used to describe someone or something pure, cute, funny, and/or little. this can also be used as a nickname. things that are schmigey are adored by all and have a good heart. people who are the schmigest are the ones who live with best intentions and are the cutest when it comes to looks. you’d know instantly if you befriend a schmige.
“see chloe over there?”

“yea. shes a total og schmige”
by brobruv April 11, 2020
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Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim
Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"
by Thesperson November 2, 2011
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Schmigidy

Me, Shrink, Quality Quan, and that boy AB put 2 gs in a blunt, and we all was Schmigidy
by PancakeDaddy November 28, 2018
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Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.
Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.
by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009
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Schmigloffle

Pronounced - smeee - gloff (sounds a bit like glove) - ulllll

A schmigloffle means, something to say when your patting someones head, as in aah you (less important than me) little cutie.

Or the fake defininition (to use when your friends ask what it means) is a penguin with a mustache and goaty xD
Girl one: so how was your date with ben yesterday. *makes kissie noises*
Girl two: aww, he was such a schmigloffle.

Girl one: *trips over*
Girl two: omg are you okay?
Girl one: *gets up*
Girl three: *pats girl ones head* awww you schmigloffle.
by Naughtybeauble December 26, 2010
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Schmigloo

A facility made usually of snow in which one can smoke ganja; a weed smoking facility
Hey dude, wanna go light one up in my schmigloo?
by Gucci Jesus January 11, 2014
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Schmigati

It is a cigarette. Said in a German accent.
Do you want to go for a Schmigati?
I love Schmigatis when i am drinking.
Shower schmigatis are my favorite thing.
by Mr Percival January 3, 2019
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