Schmisek Slap Grab

To slap and then grab in the same motion.

"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

scheise

"Scheise" is the anglicized spelling of the German "Scheiße" (with "ß" being the German letter representing the double "s" sound). Its English translation is "shit". It is often used (much like in English) as an expletive.

Any instance in which you would use the English word "shit" (again, especially as an expletive), one can substitute "scheise" or "scheiße". While not exactly scholarly references, one can hear the word used in film in the movies "Bourne Identity" (spoken by Bourne's German girlfriend) and "Austin Powers" (spoken by Dr. Evil).

by Zack Grey May 13, 2008

scheisskopf

german for shit head.

alternate spelling is scheißkopf

Du bist ein scheisskopf!!!

by wraith August 30, 2004

Heilige Scheisse

Holy Shit

When I recognized my best friend's hypocrisy, the only thing I could say was Heilige Scheisse

by MeHRaN The HellioN October 23, 2008

schmeik

To smoke a lot of dank OG like a real OG, chya feel? Shmeik = smoke dank weed.

Him: "Hey you wanna schmeik?"
Her: "Only if we shmeik and then skeet"
Him: ????

by OG_Krypton November 14, 2018

Scheisse

The German word for "shit".

In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.

"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.

Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."

by Metvor April 11, 2023

Schmeast

To destroy utterly

Person 1: Got him, he's down.
Person 2: Holy, you just schmeasted on that man.

by Proxyeus May 18, 2023