shmeik

A very little penis like Tyler Williams

Tyler has a shmeik

by Jasper December 21, 2014

Shmeigal

to be awkward, weird, random, and shmeigally.

can also be shortened to "shmeig".

used to describe someone.

"Omg look at Jenn dancing"
"Hahahaha she's such a shmeigal"

by shmeigallyshmeigal October 1, 2012

Shmeig

A person who acts like a fag, loser, or pussy.

Anyone who tends to act like a shmeig is a fucking faggot

by ElleSeward October 23, 2016

shmeak

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

Shmeek

when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.

“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”

by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

shmeeky kleeky

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun

Luh shmeeky kleeky

by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

Shmecky Puntz

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.

Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017