Schweebie

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.

Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.

by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018

schneebles

(n) SHAUN

(v) to be kind

synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant

Have you seen schneebles today?

Nah man but I have been schneebles today.

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

Shmeebulate your gogoids

For when you either take care of yourself in the most wholesome way, or for when you obliterate someone completely. Often by molecular disassembly.

"Consider trying to shmeebulate your gogoids"
"What does that mean?"
"Exactly. Consider your gogoids shmeebulated"

by prehensile sledgehammer July 31, 2023

Schmeegly

1. Inability to control ones self from floping around, like a fish out of water.
2. Having the traits of a wet noodle.
3. Schmee

When I reeled the fish in, I got it on the boat and it was all schmeegly.

by BohagonSlogan September 9, 2008

schneebly

A small creature that lives behind your ears, they whisper into your ears at night and they are responsible for your dreams.
They also tell you to do stupid things when you are drunk.

Hey you schneebly infected arse!!
I hate your schneebly.

by Dani Hawes November 8, 2006

Schmeebs

Parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. See boobs, tits, tatas.

"Ever notice that Jessica Simpson has a great set of schmeebs?"

by Rob789 May 9, 2006

schmeeckle

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

by VoIP October 24, 2003