schmutz

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face

Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!

by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005

schmauz

adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.

Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.

I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.

by I made the man June 4, 2018

Schmutz

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.

"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"

by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006

Schnautzerwhop

1. The act of airhumping extremely hard in public areas.

2. The act of putting your arms forward and pulling them back, at the same time as having your butt back and then pushing your hips outward (as if you are humping the air. The motion you make with your hips is also known as pelvic thrusting).

"Did you see me schnautzerwhopping in that parade? I totally knocked over the whole entire drumline."

"Dude, I just created sonc vibrations with my schnautzerwhopping."

All the bitches love it when I schnautzerwhop.

by Kapain Kick Ass November 19, 2011

Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!

Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

by de-pube July 20, 2021

schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.

1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!

by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008

Schmutzfest

(From the German/Yiddish word schmutz and festival): when covid masks no longer serve a purpose but the CDC still wants you to wear them

Enough with the schmutzfest already

by Uncle Dimma May 12, 2022