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Schooting 

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.
Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?

shloshing 

Cumming into girls mouth, then she spits into cup, and then she drinks from cup.
Guy 1: The girl I had sex with last night went shloshing.

Guy 2: Wow!!!
shloshing by Ray Manzerric July 17, 2009

slothington 

(Sloh-theeng-tuhn) A sloth that is very fancy.
Slothington eats crumpets and drinks tea with his (pinkie?) up.

-Alternative- Slothington will pop a cap in anyone's head that gets in the way of what he wants.
slothington by Tooslohforu June 5, 2017

slother, slothed, slothing 

slother: (n) a stoner with a reputation for exhibiting sloth like behavior when under the influence.

sloth, slothing, slothed: (v) when a stoner can't get off the couch or falls alseep while high
slother, slothed, slothing

That guy is such a slother, because he can never get off the

couch when he smokes.

Don't soth all day on my couch, if we smoke.

I just woke up after slothing all afternoon.

She's not getting up for awhile, as she's hella slothed.

schootching 

The act of schootching is unique to beautiful princesses and cheeky norrells. It is an intimate act of closeness, in no way 'playa-like' and requires co-operation of both parties.
Norrells will never schootch with anyone other than princesses, certainly not randoms.
Some people compare schootching with cootching, but its far better.
Often people cootch for the sake of it, especially males, and usually they count down while doing this, generally for a period of 20 seconds or less.
Schootching on the otherhand is not limited by time, as Norrells are (secretly) sensitive people, happy to schootch wherever, whenever, and for however long princesses like.
schootching by Norrell March 18, 2005

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day
Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008