schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

by oweikdio September 8, 2008

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.

He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort

by Vissago December 27, 2002

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

Ano older guy who tries to he cool by inventing words.

"I swear druisdt is a word!!! " "Dude don't be a schlort."

by Draconigenae May 20, 2016