Schlorp

The noise that dog food makes when you coax it out of the can by shaking. Also applies to some creamed soups and cranberry sauce, although not good to use in polite company while eating.

The schlorp from the can of cranberry sauce was extremely unpleasant.

by Butts III December 3, 2020

schlorp

A technique Dave uses to impress other developers.

Everybody seems really impressed with Dave's ability to schlorp.

by schlorpstubs September 5, 2017

schlorp

The action inbetween eating and drinking.

I like to schlorp soup.
My favourite thing to schlorp is a smoothie.

by StrawZoo1586 February 24, 2021

Schlorp

A conjunction of the words slut, chad, whore, and simp all put into one. It is the ultimate insult and at the exact same time, the most significant compliment in the world.

Toby (is hanging out and simping for a ton of girls)

Jaden: wow, there goes that massive schlorp

Gabe: yeah, man I don't get it. Why he got all them girls

Peyton: he just magnifies the intenche schlorpness to attract them all.

by G24601pwc August 27, 2020

Schlorp

Ranboo's word for the food that is between food and drink eg. Icecream, Jelly (Gell-o), etc.

I schlorped the soup that you gave me

by morebitchesbythesecond February 24, 2021

schlorp a dork

1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."

2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)

1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.

2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.

3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."

by Ywertq November 16, 2010

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023