scharf

simultanious shit and barf
one day i walked down the hall saw willow and i scharfed.
by feast May 14, 2009
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scharf

Verb meaning to feign sleep or general exhaustion in order to avoid an awkward situation, like a date or family gathering.
I was on such a bad date the other night: The guy kept trying to put his arm around me, so I had to scharf him and pretend to fall asleep right there on the couch.
by patbenetar December 09, 2010
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Macee Scharf

A girl with a lot of swagg and has more game then the gamebored section at toys"r"us. A girl who is a drop dead gorgeous 5'11 blonde, with bright blue eyes. oh and big boobs. She is also ruthless and is called a bitch or cunt alot. Guys usually call her a slut because she doesnt put out for just anybody and there jealous.
Damn that bitch over there is a Macee Scharf!
by prettygirlswagg17 September 13, 2011
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scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often
my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct
by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003
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Scharf

To not tell your boys your scheming a girl and then low key hype her up and then get with her to try to make yourself look dope.
Michael: Yo did you see that girl larry got with? She's so hot
John: Nah shes not that hot. Larry just scharfed really hard.
by Mystical Mikey J October 11, 2018
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Scharf

To not tell your boys your scheming a girl and then low key hype her up and then get with her to make yourself look dope.
Michael: Did you see that girl Larry is getting with? She's mad hot.
John: Nah she's not that hot. Larry just scharfed her really hard.
by Mystical Mikey J October 11, 2018
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Scharf

Scharf: noun and or verb; (slang English); A foul combination of defecation (5hit) and vomit (Barf). Which as a verb is inferred or presumed to be discharged simultaneously by an individual.
Following a typical Friday night of drunken and vile behavior The middle aged adolescent was found on a floor covered in the foul scharf purged from his every orifice.

Fluids being explosively expelled from either end, the acquaintance exclaimed, “Daniel my boy, you’ve gone and Scharfed yourself!”
by Rubber biscuit January 19, 2024
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