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Scene Kids

it is unfair to say that scene kids are "gay" or other derogatory terms like that. they are not rude, as one might have said on here, well not as rude as any other person.
i know a few scene kids, and i can asure you they are as normal as you and me...they just look different.
a scene girls hair: has choppy (mostly black) hair. other colors mixed in are common, like hot pink, red, blonde. little girl bows, and bangs at an angle covering one eye.
clothes: are usually more diverse. black and brilliant colors (i suppose a lot like the hair).
slip on shoes (mostly checkered), or converse. black/ white studded belt. sometimes multiple belts.
make up: eye liner is a must BLACK EYELINER and lots of it. bright shades of eyeshoadow usually. sometimes stars on the face.

...that is the style of a scene girl, but the idea of being "scene" is usually knowing a lot about the local music scene. thus, the many band shirts and death grip on their ipod.
favoring unknown bands, and not wanting you to know about them, sayong they began some scene revolution style, and getting pissy when they are copied in makeup or anything, are annoying traits that most all scene kids carry. not to mention that almost everything they do is "hardXcore" and that YOU are always a poser, if you say you even like dinosaurs.
they must have a myspace, become picture whores, and
will.always.
type.like.thiss
<333
scene grl #1: "did you see that girls hair?"
scn grl #2: "yea, the girl with the black and pink hair with the bows in it?"
#1: "yea, she is such a poser. i was the first one to even wear those at this school!"
#2: "no i was!"
#1: "we are so scene kids."
#2: "we are so the sexx."
by kjz April 12, 2006
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Scene Kids

The Typical Scene Boy:

Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.

My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.

And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.

When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.

Sound familiar?

Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.


The Typical Scene Girl:

Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.

I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.

Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*

And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*

I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.

But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.

Sound familiar?

Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
Look around..Thy're fucking EVERYWHERE.
by _FAG[bot.] August 27, 2005
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Scene Kids

You change your "style" because that is whats cool at the moment. Believe it or not, even when your in a highschool with uniforms, these people will always find a way to "express" themselves. Here what I see in my school...

-lip rings or "snake bites" ?
-boys who look like they have boxes around their head
-Owns a guitar, just because its cool to say you have one, but you don't know how to play one god damn song
-pokes holes in their sleeves to make it look like your wearing gloves???
-Black, chipped nail polish
-Straigtens their hair because apparently your natural hair style is "un-cool" and "ugly"
-You cut your own hair ...
-Omgzz lyk add me on ur myspace dude, cuz ur soo kewl i <3 u lolz
-Wears a certain style of glasses because Pete Wentz or Brendon Urie has the exact same pair...
-Takes pictures of themselves
-HEAVY EYELINER
-Girls like to talk sexually to each other...Not sure why
-Pearls, bows, weird head bands, weird belts, striped/polka dot or some other abstract sweater
-DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE
-weird ways of saying hi to you
-The "emo jeans" ...essential
Scene Kids
An example of what I hear everyday

Her:LYK OMGZ I BOUGHT EMO JEANS TODAY
Me: That's nice...
Her:I BOUGHT THESE AWESOME RED GLASSES LIKE BRENDON URIE
Me: That's nice
Her:I GOT MY GUITAR!
Me: Are you taking lessons?
Her: NO! BUT DONT YOU LOVE IT? I WANT TO NAME IT!
Me: Oh....That's nice.
Her:IM SO JEALOUS, EVERYONE HAS A PIC WITH THEIR FAVOURITE BAND AND I DONT :(
Me: Uh...Thats nice?
Her: MY LOCKER IS SO HARDCORE DUDE, YOURS IS SO PLAIN
Me: That's nice...
Her: DUDE!
Me: Yes?
Her: DO YOU LOVE ME?
Me: No..
Her: OMGSHH YOU MAKE ME CRY
Me: That's nice.

It gets extreamly boring and pointless after a while.
by Adri M October 20, 2006
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Scene Kids

"Scene" is a trend that started online. The trend is taking over myspace. They look similar to emo kids but to them being called emo is offensive. Typical Scene Kids in generall usually have double pierings such as; snakebites, spiderbites, hips etc. The girls usually wear extentions, multicolored and or striped. The boys have hair that covers atleast one eye. Oh and I almost forgot SKINNYJEANS. Don't dare to call yourself scene with out a pair. They claim to be original yet they all look exactly the same. But just looking like a scene kid isn't enough :o You must go to several shows and throwdown in the moshpits. Not only do the scene kids look the same they listen to the same music. Bands like; The Devil Wears Prada, Jefree Star, The Medic Droid, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Drop Dead, Gorgeous, Blessthefall, Suicide Silence, Greely Estates, Millionaires, A Skylit Drive, Breathe Carolina, Bring Me The Horizon, etc. Basically Screamo, electro and a little Grindcore. Back to the whole online thing, most of them are sXe (STRAIGHT EDGE) Their goal is to be the next kiki kannibal. They rely on myspace and photoshop to make them famous. Most of them have the same poses in their pictures. The M3T4L hand, being in front of random buildings and Mirror pictures are quite popular. A high friend count and professional looking pictures will get you into perfection trains which will boost your friend count. If you have over 10k(10,000 friends) you're doing pretty well. SCENE KIDS ARE ADDICTED TO MYSPACE.
This is an example of two scene kids having an online convo;

XXDAISY DESTRUCTIONXX: OMFGZZZ D000D, I just got us tix to the BMTH show <333

XRyan RAWRRX: AHH! M3T4L! :DDDDD

XXDAISY DESTRUCTIONXX: I know right, Im the sexx :

XRyan RAWRRX: bahaha...W4W?
by SUNSHINEDUSTT May 3, 2008
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Scene Kids

Scene kids would be hot if they weren't scene.
by eazy geezy June 14, 2009
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Scene Kids

Scene Kids:
-Stupid flippy hair
-Dying hair multiple colors(constantly)
-Caked on neon eye shadow
-Fake eye lashes
-Ridiculous Bows
-Ugly neon colored or Patterned pants
-Lots of layers in hair.
-Skunk Streaks
-Pink or whatever colored tips

Scene kids are annoying and always have the attitude where they think they're better than everyone. They're mall whores. The way they dress is ugly and stupid. Come on people, the whole "scene" look is ridiculous. Scene Weenies should all go die, like the emo people they are. For those scene kids who want to be an artsy fashion designer will fail because you'll all get your bedazzled trinkets from Michaels as jewleery. Scene kids are also internet famous and boat about being buddies with myspace icon Jeffree Star. Go die scene kids. No one likes you.
Look at those scene kids. They're so ugly. Ew.
by Anti_Scene October 13, 2009
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Scene Kids

Kids that think they're cool but really they annoy the hell out of everyone else.
look at those ass monkeys, they're such scene kids.
by drummer4rock September 11, 2007
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