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smattoo parlour

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.
Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.
by sradwxi May 25, 2013
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shattoo

When someone takes a shit in the toilet and it sticks
to the bowl and still is not removed after flushing, therefore
appearing permanent like a tattoo. Shit + tattoo equals shattoo.
Person 1: "Yo hold it dawg let me take a dump"
Person 2: "Okay man"
Person 1: "Ahh nasty dude I can't go in there someone made a
shattoo"
Person 2: "Sorry"
by Manni Sheikh February 10, 2008
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shattoo

A permanent brown ring around one's asshole gradually developed from lack of proper hygiene after taking shits.
The best way to prevent the acquisition of a shattoo is to use a bidet regularly - toilet paper alone will only rub the shit pigments into the skin surrounding the anus.
by I am Doktor Penisbutt November 11, 2012
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Scartoon

An extremely lucky. A person who can get back to back shinies in their sleep.
John is a scartoon, He got 5 shinies in a day.
by ShadyLadyfinger July 24, 2021
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scatoody

(n.) A slang word used by parents, teachers, doctors and other adults that refers to the anus when conversing with children about personal hygiene. This terminology can also be used in general adult conversation.

see also: fudge factory
Blanch: What's for lunch, Jane???

Baby Jane: None of your business. It's a surprize.

Blanch: Will it be a mouse or bird of the week? How about some used cat litter on the side?

Baby Jane: Ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! And if you don't like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!

Blanch: I'd rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been HO!

Baby Jane: OK, then I'll drink another bottle of Listerine and puke it all up!

Blanch: That would be one tasty broth, and I can have that for my soup! Oh, thank you dear sister Jane! Tell me... what's for supper???
by Rick Roberson May 3, 2009
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Scottooling

The act of always having your hand in your pocket and not in your junk around
The dude was scottooling for an hour right in front of me. Balls junk
by assripper420 January 6, 2016
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Scatdoodle

When someone at the restaurant needs to leave for the restroom, for a long period of time and you dont know what they had to do.
Friend: "why did it take Micheal so long to come back from the restroom, I wonder what he did, he always scatdoodles"
by Igotwisdom January 31, 2018
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