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The worst possible consequence of anal sex for the male participant. 200 out of 62 men surveyed claimed it was the number 1 reason why they feared delving into the back door. Ninety-eight percent of which later admitted that it was actually because their women wouldn’t let them. Never the less, the fear is real. It occurs when the man draws back just a little too far and all his joy is vanquished as his penis snaps up into its full and upright position, much like the mythical catapult weapon of history books. Instead of rocks the projectile is the freshest wad of poop ever, flung at the speed of erection.
Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.
Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.
First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.
Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.
Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.
First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.
BOB: What’s got you in such a crappy mood?
Cal: Something bad happened last night.
BOB: Oh yeah?
Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...
BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?
Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?
BOB: So did you stop after that?
Cal: No, I finished first.
Cal: Something bad happened last night.
BOB: Oh yeah?
Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...
BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?
Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?
BOB: So did you stop after that?
Cal: No, I finished first.
by The BOB not a Bob! December 24, 2010
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Get the Scatmans world mug.Accidentally shitting yourself when trying to force a fart.Many times a situation just call for a fart-as a comic relief or just because someone's face happens to be in the vicinity of your ass.Forcing a fart with an underlying,but asymptomatic case of diarrhea,will almost certainly result in a scataclysm.
Mom handerd me the phone and said,"Here,wish your grandma happy birthday." So,I place the receiver near my bung and tried to ad lib a fart resulting in a scataclysm.
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Everyone makes it a point to attend Frank's parties. They always turn into more than just a kickback. Last month his Netflix and chill turned into an all out Scatalina Wine Mixer.
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