swindon

location: SouthWest Wiltshire, England

a town which seems to mainly consist of "townies" (see: nike, pimpin, crew cut, bling, chav, pregnancy) and "metalheads", or "rockers (see: nirvana, hoody, piercings, tattoos).. both of which hate each other stupid, but have the same attitudes generally; *aggression is the key to life*. the music shops are alright, but apart from that, it's not a nice place. There seem to be nicer people there than salisbury and andover though.

*not written to cause offence*
i went to swindon yesterday.. a townie was getting ass kicked by a metalhead.. it was awful and i wished everything could be nice.
by Tom Reeves April 02, 2005
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Swindon

Swindon, a dump in the middle of Wiltshire, England. A big town with a small village attitude.. Native population are mainly made up of knuckle draggers and bumpkins.
Apparently the name comes from the original old english for 'Swine Town' which says it all really....
'Lets go to Swindon!, wait!, no, its shite-hole...'
by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003
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Swindon

A dump of a town in the English county of Wiltshire founded by the Great Weston Railway in 1830. renowned for it's lack of good coffee, good football or good anything.
Swindon is as Swindon does.
by black flag June 03, 2004
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Swindon

A small inferior town in Wiltshire, England.

Known for its 'townies' and inbreeding, so Father's Day is always one of the most confusing things ever to happen in their town. Full of roundabouts, railways and burnt out cars. Really is a nasty place to live.

Swindon Town FC had one season in the Premiership and conceded the most goals ever in one season in that top flight. Silly inbreds.
Whats the definition of mass confusion?
Faths Day in Swindon
by Oxford lad April 25, 2004
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Hypothetical noun. A place in the mind of a drunkard where they have gone to when severely inebriated. It is usually used by the inebriated individual to describe his drunken state or by another to describe an inebriated individual.
1. Less drunk friend: "Alright mate, how ya feeling?"
Very drunk friend: "Ah mate, I'm well passed Swindon."

2. Person 1 to Person 2: "Have you seen Person 3? He's off his Swindon."
by Swindonlad December 06, 2010
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chav central - buy cheap (and nasty) Burberry in the "Designer" outlet. Has the highest percentage of people without a passport in Britain, and the highest ratio of McDonalds meals eaten to inhabitants in Europe.

Also used as perjorative term, see below.

Highlights - the A40 to Oxford

Lowlights - Christ where do I start????
F*ck me, you're thick...are you from Swind*n???
by stokeU August 06, 2004
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A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.
My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!
by Jon May 20, 2003
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