ogre sausages

To have extremely fat fingers or toes.

Dude, Mary has some ogre sausages, it looks like a barbecue down there!

by shanghaiohmy August 11, 2018

hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

vienna sausages

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.

Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

suasage jockey

homosexual

Hes a suasage jockey of the worst order. He rides the pork sword in the back door derby most nights in just a pnk shirt.

by Tallboy61 March 5, 2009

White sausages on flat plate

Multiple lines of cocaine served on a flat surface

"I'm already wired. My breakfast was a couple of white sausages on a flat plate

by Pegleg September 19, 2004

Trading Sausages

v. The act of two people simultaneously pulling eachother's wieners at full force for sexual pleasure.

J: What are Alex and Ross doing in the corner? D: I'm not sure. It looks like they're trading sausages.

by Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer!! September 10, 2010

Sausages

An eccentric scotsman with poor driving skills.

Sausages, look out for the truck ffs!

by Wristified October 19, 2008