Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

starshika

The biggest piece of shit in the whole world. If you're day is going terribly he'll make it even worse. He has a tendency to spill the beans. He cannot be trusted when keeping secrets. He's smooth on paper, in reality he can only make girlfriends in roblox, minecraft, and the most uncommon Webkinz. If you accidentally say something personal hell keep teasing you about it until the day you die. Do not befriend a Starshika, for if you befriend him. He will fuck you twice everyday for 365 days in two centuries. Do not approach one, do not talk to one, and most importantly do nut TRUST one.

Yo Starshika beated the shit out of my elderly disabled cat.
That's a Starshika for you!

by BamboozlerTheThird January 15, 2018

Snoring Starfish

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Starch bomb

An prominent expulsion of semen from the penis resulting in an explosion of starchy substance.

Mum said she had to wash my sock three times after I dropped a starch bomb in it.

by Lectins toad September 11, 2013

starshit

Alternative for Starbucks

starshit girls: the consumer of starshit

Derp: ugh look herp, it's those starshit girls wasting hard earned cash on Starshit
Herp: yeah man, no one likes starshits

by thegreatdefinerofwordsxddd November 3, 2017