SPM

The moment during a conversation in which someone uses a smart phone to look up a fact or tidbit of information that pertains to the conversation.

person 1: "Who directed Dazed & Confused?"
person 2: Um wasn't it was that guy that made Slacker?
person 3: Yeah that sounds right, he's from Austin I think?
person 4: (takes out smart phone) Hold on, let me check...
persons 1,2 & 3: (in unison) SPM!
person 4: (brief pause) "It's Richard Linklater. Lets see... he was born in Houston & moved to Austin to become a film maker. It says here that 'he made Slacker for only $23,000. The film is an aimless day in the life of the city of Austin.' Hey, did you know Ben Affleck is in this movie?

person 1: SPM dude!
person 4: SPM, what's that?
person 1: urban dictionary bro, look it up.
person 4: (takes out smart phone) Lets see here...
persons 1, 2 & 3: (in unison) SPM!

by Richard Linklater's Assistant April 29, 2012

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Send prequel memes

Nerd bro 1: dude I was talking to Julia last night and asked her to spm
Nerd bro 2: oh wow what did she do??
Nerd bro 1: she asked me if I've ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise

by Its ya boooooiii jk its ya guu July 4, 2018

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Sandwiches per minute

The woman's SPM is 5 sandwiches per minute

by People are weird 101 March 20, 2021

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it means "score per minute". mainly in video games with permanent stats like BF2, BF2142...

me: my SPM in BF2: 3.45 !
friend:waw nice, mine is 1.5

by JohnLC November 22, 2006

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Acronym for the Malaysian high school government exam, Sijil Penilaian Menengah. Giving hell for 17 year olds for years.

ZOMG I got 17 A1s for SPM!

by Musdom May 4, 2005

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Score Per Minute, in various games, for example BattleField2

A: How much is your SPM ?
B: It's like 1.92
A: Kewl.

by N0Obie September 28, 2005

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An abbreviation for sperm

I went to the doctor to have my SPM checked.

by Panchoman Jr. November 6, 2006