Splart

A liquidy substance that comes from the butt, also known as, a splattering poop fart. The act of splarting can happen most anywhere such as, but not limited to, the toilet, the bathtub, in your undies, while riding a bike, while skrskring, etc...

How many times do I have to Splart in your face before you realize you need Jesus?

by Frexj January 8, 2018

splart

When your pet farts and sploots at the same time.

My pupper Mikey, splarted the other day.

by fiddlebumper April 22, 2020

splart

A squirty, squishy, or sticky fart.

I think I splarted

by bubblekittykat March 22, 2019

Splart

The term used for the squeeky noise that results when you purse your lips over the end of a spliff and attempt to toke on it prematurely. translation of splart is a spliff-lip-fart.

"did someone just fart?"
"na i just splarted brutha"

by bevbah April 20, 2009

splart

when a girl thinks shes gonna queef but shit comes out instead.

omg that bitch splarted all over the place

by vanessa nukka!!!! July 15, 2006

Splart

Farting out blood and diarrhoea

Steven: "Smells like someone splarted"
Stoven: "How do you know what blood smells like"

by Murderous Jellybean April 13, 2015

Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

by Fritzjim April 16, 2017