All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

all sorts

n. A slang term designating the drippings of glasses in saloons, collected and sold at half price to drinkers who are not overly particular.
- Sylva Clapin's "Dictionary of Americanisms, 1902"

Note: Liquorice allsorts derive their name from this custom.

"Barkeep! How 'bout some of them all sorts?"

by Markus Melarkus September 29, 2005

outta sorts

flustered,nervous,anxious, stressed,regretful..To be frustrated, due to mistiming or a misunderstanding;expressing it through physical emotions

After the dog chased me, I felt all outta sorts!

by Dimplez March 21, 2006

All Sorts

Means a group of people who are weirdos

The people in the office are "all sorts" man

by aje November 2, 2006

Mouth Sores

What women get from sucking dirty dick. Usually in the form of some herpes of the gum line or cankers.

Tina started getting a bleeding mouth lately. She went on a dick binge and picked up Mouth Sores from a shit load of filthy cock.

by will bitten February 11, 2017

some sort of idiot

for use when not sure which type of idiot the accused is.

Look at Marty Korn, he looks like some sort of idiot.

by Thomas Cwiok September 2, 2003

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

by margrette sees January 24, 2013