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smorgasbroad

The collective noun for a collection of beautiful women.

Possibly Swedish.
Picture it.

You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.

You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006
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New Albany Smore

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
by Hite May 8, 2011
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A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.
wait whos that gay kid

that is alberto scorfano!
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smorgasbad

Man, I was at this party last night, I got in there, they ran out of tp, it was smorgasbad.
by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013
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smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal
Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.
by Flakey July 26, 2007
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Smorgasfuck

A buffet or assortment of fuckery (inspired by the election of Donald Trump).
American minorities found themselves in a smorgasfuck on November 9, 2016.
by HiFi8o November 15, 2016
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Smoretarded

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/
It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?
by Trayf February 21, 2009
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