Scrounchy

If you’re calling someone scrounchy it means they’re a complete fucking retard and they should get 22 tapeworms

Izzi: You’re so scrounchy
Kalim: I know

Freya: mood
Jack: Freya go out with me you scrounchy sod

Wayne: Wow this was not to be expected
Adri: (is just in this scenario)

by Baljeet February 27, 2019

Scroncho

When ending intercourse, or felatio, a man taps the glans of his penis upon the lips of cheek of a female (or other man) and yells "Scroncho!" as he ejaculates.

A:Yo man, that chick looks busted.
B:I'd totally scroncho her though.

A:I did your mom last night eheuheueh
B:I scroncho'd your mom last night

by Sammy1251 November 6, 2007

scrooched

Totally wasted, usually a result of high consumption of alcoholic beverages.

"Man, look at Trina! She's scrooched!"

by Methos August 18, 2003

Scrooching

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007

scrootch

The area directly below your nutsack but before your gooch.

Man, my scrootch smells like cum and sweat!

by shiestyelbow January 1, 2009

Scrooch Carrell

Scrooch Carrell is literally the best person on this planet. She is wonderful, she is weird, and she is AWESOME

Scrooch Carrell is very tubotutus

by Scrooch January 2, 2019

ScroonchPig

The act of being absurdly obnoxious. Usually used in parts of Great Britan

Guy1: "You are rather Scroonchpig"
Guy2: "That's very Scroonchpig innit

by NeptuneWasHere March 11, 2023