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Scottie

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The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
Damn bro, I was with this chick last night that told me to fill every hole on her body, and after I got done with the normal shit she said "You forgot one, give me a Scottie!". I said wtf is that and after she told me I gave her a Scottie. This crazy bitch goes all the way!

After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
by Pussy Buffet, PhD July 25, 2010
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a person who gets you hooked on everything they say and then doesnt call you
Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back today.

Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back yesterday.

Man, Scottie is one triflin' @$$ nigga.
by 1 frustrated gurl January 9, 2005
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A substance that sends one in a positive vertical direction.

From the Star Treck character Scottie, who beamed up other characters on the show.
YockHamptons: Do you want some Scottie?

The Surgeon: Yes, beam me up.
by The Surgeon April 23, 2005
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Some fucking tool that mumbles when he lies. He a self proclaimed " Deisel fucking master tech, logger, farmer, fucking everything'er." Loves fat girls, thinks every girl that touches his little flap of skin he calls a penis is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Tows shit with a duck taped hitch.

Likes giving dudes rim jobs.

You can find Scottie (with an "I") chained up to the toilets at every fucking gay bar around because he likes it when the boys sling mayonnaise at him.
Scottie loves getting ass fucked by bud in the woods.
by #fuckingsendit September 18, 2017
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Adj: small vibrant male, homosexual interested in strong dominate males, nationally known skin flute performer. Struggles with snapping his own fingers.

Alius: Scott, Scotty, Moon, Mark, Scottie to hottie
I walked down the street and saw a Scottie in the dark alley way performing his favorite instrument.
by Scottiegillie August 25, 2017
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Scottie is the most kindest/nicest/etc person you could ever meet. He’s always there for his friends and is never afraid to fight some one. He’s very handsome and sexy and would do anything for his significant other. Scottie is one of a kind, and if you have a scottie in your life never let go of him.
Who’s that?

That’s Scottie ;).
by Boiyapenisskinny February 27, 2019
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Screwing something up to the best of your ability
Wow, Dustin! You Scottie'd the hell out of that job!
by huddle75 December 26, 2018
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