Noun,
The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
Damn bro, I was with this chick last night that told me to fill every hole on her body, and after I got done with the normal shit she said "You forgot one, give me a Scottie!". I said wtf is that and after she told me I gave her a Scottie. This crazy bitch goes all the way!
After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
by Pussy Buffet, PhD July 25, 2010
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Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back yesterday.
Man, Scottie is one triflin' @$$ nigga.
Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back yesterday.
Man, Scottie is one triflin' @$$ nigga.
by 1 frustrated gurl January 9, 2005
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A substance that sends one in a positive vertical direction.
From the Star Treck character Scottie, who beamed up other characters on the show.
From the Star Treck character Scottie, who beamed up other characters on the show.
by The Surgeon April 23, 2005
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Tows shit with a duck taped hitch.
Likes giving dudes rim jobs.
You can find Scottie (with an "I") chained up to the toilets at every fucking gay bar around because he likes it when the boys sling mayonnaise at him.
Tows shit with a duck taped hitch.
Likes giving dudes rim jobs.
You can find Scottie (with an "I") chained up to the toilets at every fucking gay bar around because he likes it when the boys sling mayonnaise at him.
by #fuckingsendit September 18, 2017
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Alius: Scott, Scotty, Moon, Mark, Scottie to hottie
Alius: Scott, Scotty, Moon, Mark, Scottie to hottie
I walked down the street and saw a Scottie in the dark alley way performing his favorite instrument.
by Scottiegillie August 25, 2017
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Who’s that?
That’s Scottie ;).
That’s Scottie ;).
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