SCHNAKE

One Bad Mutherfucker.

Boy, that Schnake Dude is one Bad Mutherfucker

by CLAYTON WARD December 16, 2004

Shnarkey

taking a fat shit/poop.

Travis took a fat SHNARKEY and stunk up the whole house.

by Carry Smith October 25, 2007

schnackered

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

schnarple

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.

An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.

by C. Garbe December 25, 2007

schnarvendargen

a word used when you don't know what to say.

it is what it is.

mel: what do you wanna do?
vince: you wanna go schnarvendargen?
mel: yee, letsgo.

by melsababe May 11, 2011

Schnarb

A term used in Reforestation describing a geographic area that is particularly covered in branches, blow down, trenches, swamp and other things that make maneuvering difficult.

"I started off my day in this fuckin' Schnarby piece, ate shit trying to jump over a log, lost my shovel in a swamp, and this is definitely the last time I ever do this Job."

by SpruceThePlug May 15, 2017