An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 11, 2011
Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017
Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.
"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."
by CSteel December 02, 2004
Sudden torrent of laughter, brought on by comical sarcasm, whether unintentional or purposefully done.
student- "Teacher, why does school last so long?'
Teacher- "Because we, in the faculty, value our students, and aim to help them succeed, plus we just love spending time with them!"
Other faculty member then begins to suffer a sargasm, consisting of uproarious laughter, apparently from the falsity of their co-workers comment.
Teacher- "Because we, in the faculty, value our students, and aim to help them succeed, plus we just love spending time with them!"
Other faculty member then begins to suffer a sargasm, consisting of uproarious laughter, apparently from the falsity of their co-workers comment.
by Abraham Delacey May 26, 2011
Faking an orgasm; or, pretending to enjoy said orgasm but being extremely sarcastic about it.
Derived from the words "sarcastic" and "orgasm."
Derived from the words "sarcastic" and "orgasm."
by WorldOfKelso June 29, 2010
an extremely exaggerated, over-the-top orgasm, most commonly found in pornography, that leaves the man to believe that he has "done good work," while actually failing miserably.
male- "oh yeah baby! was that some of the best sex ever, or what?"
female- "hell no! have you ever heard of a sargasm? grow a couple inches and come back to me..."
female- "hell no! have you ever heard of a sargasm? grow a couple inches and come back to me..."
by thegrandmalik22 October 22, 2009
by SJFive0 March 08, 2010