hurty squirties

Explosive diarrhea resulting from eating incredibly spicy foods, making one feel as though they are expelling liquid fire from their rectum.

"I need to stop eating at that Thai place down the street...I spent all morning on the toilet with the hurty squirties!"

by Drunken38 July 6, 2019

sadistics

Mentally torturing statistics someone above you asked you to compile.

My boss wanted me to do him a sales sadistics graph.

by 637man July 15, 2014

Burny-squirties

Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.

I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(

by HeyNoneOfThatBullshit September 11, 2011

hershey squirties

this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet

jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.

by hc.goose March 24, 2022

Dirty Squirties

An extreme and explosive diahrea attack

Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!

by Harry Iconnick Jr May 29, 2023