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A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.
Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.
by SweetBill February 11, 2009
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When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.
Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.
by MilkinKittens July 3, 2010
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A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.
Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.
by SaintArnold December 19, 2010
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A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.
Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
by manyperson August 10, 2009
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Did you hear about Sean's girl. She stopped taking her birth control pills so he had to rumpelstiltskin.
by Hdheje April 22, 2019
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Tbh it’s daddy rumpelstiltskin yes he’s packing and yes he’s thick tbh so is daddy jar jar but daddy rumpelstiltskin is better
Daddy rumpelstiltskin is so hot
by Daddy rump June 9, 2020
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When a woman is on top riding you like a motorcycle, and starts having explosive diarrhea on your ball sack.
Things were getting really hot last night until she gave me the nastiest unexpected Rumpelstiltskin!
by Knight_Rider February 28, 2023
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