DJ Rumba

Some Colombian coke dealer that lives in DeForest, Wisconsin on Scott Drive. Has a side-job as a DJ. His license plate reads "DJRUMBA".

Hey, mang, I'm DJ Rumba! Wanna buy some Grade-A Colombian gold?

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

sausage rumba

To engage in a prolonged sexual intercouse session, possibly with a larger lady who revels in carnal delights. May lead to broken bones and further injury from flying meat flaps and withdrawal from society to favour the sausage.
Alternatives include salami foxtrot and chippolata tango

"claire spent all week doing the sausage rumba"

by Robert Muntlebud February 14, 2007

two fingered slot rumba

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

by Hobo2 July 29, 2008

rumba rumba snort yip

sex, intercourse, fuck.

Do you want to rumba rumba snort yip with me tomarro?

by urmom101 August 25, 2007

Dumb Rumba

When your mail gets lost.

Oh you know, it’s just a dumb rumba.

by Astr0creep123 November 24, 2020

fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.

Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.

by shaddarknight June 22, 2011