The Rota

You may have thought that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. This is correct, but what isn’t common knowledge is that there was a certain artifact fused within the core of the meteor. As it collided with the ground below, it cracked like an egg and inside, lay perfectly intact: “The Rota”.

Etched in stone, “The Rota” had immense power. It gave all answers to modern civilisation, but more importantly gave the time of the Sue Davey 2021 Rota. Loljean, D to the S, RB and SRISH were the names of the mighty few who had powers beyond comprehension. With this, the dates were enscribed for each session with the finest diamond. Legend has it that anyone that touches this who aren’t the chosen ones will be punished.

Peter: I read this article about a meteor containing “The Rota”. Is this true?

Basil: Dont speak about “The Rota” here. We’ll get killed if we’re caught mentioning it.

by DF NERFS DID DIDDLY SQUAT October 7, 2021

Rotato

A rotating potato

When Tom Brady threw the potato, it became a rotato.

by Yuckasaur January 1, 2017

Rotaved

A synonym for sauced, pwned, and owned.
Can be used as a verb : To rotave,
a noun: Rotavage,
and an adjective: rotavey

Pronounced: wrote-AVE-d

John: Jim, you're fat
Tom: ROTAVED !

-A monkey throws feces at Tom-
John: ROTAVED!!

by cookiesarecoolerthanyou September 15, 2009

Ritaj

Cute , beautiful face , nice skin , she is funny and always able to make you laugh at all time , has thr cutest face and a beautiful personality , she like everyone

She is selfish But so cute

Ritaj she the best in world

by heyblueee March 31, 2019

Rotating Dick Syndrome

When someones dick keeps on rotating ferociously.

Fuming: You have Rotating Dick Syndrome I saw it when you were fucking you mom
Faraj: The first part is true... not the second one...

by Faraj and Fuming September 15, 2020

Rota toothbrush

when a friend sticks his toothbrush up another's anus.

"dude, he rota toothbrushed him?" means he stuck his toothbrush up his butt

by MIkey wikey April 16, 2015

rotary dial

Verb - Third base, when received by a woman.

"He rotary dialed me"

"I want you to rotary dial me"

Penny: "I went to third base with Peter Wong in that rec room."
Jane: "Penny got rotary dialed on your bumper pool table!"

by Rick Rickman February 6, 2012