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Rosemary 

She is a Jordanian princes sent to rite all the wrongs of the world with her mad ninja skills. She makes killer rice and pot roast. Don't get her too mad she has the strength of a giant and can pick up a baby stroller and throw it at you even if you are 50 feet away. If you were to ever befriend a Rosemary you would be super lucky.
Damn did you see that Rosemary she totally kicked that chicks ass and beat her down with a baby stroller.
Rosemary by Velma Juggs February 5, 2010
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Rosemary 

Beautiful, inside and out. The best person you'll ever meet. I am beyond grateful for having her as a friend.
"Rosemary is phenom!"
Rosemary by VanessaPinkyPie May 14, 2020

Rosemary 

The hottest mom of all time and biggest milf ever. Gives birth to ogre
Rosemary milf that is mother of an ogre
Rosemary by Moms6942096 November 1, 2019

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Hey Billybob, check out the ass on that rosemary!
rosemary by EMDEE May 30, 2006

Rosemary 

A canon pairing from Homestuck that involves the characters Kanaya Maryam and Rose Lalonde. It is also a ship that Andrew Hussie has yet to sink.
"Aww,look at all the Rosemary fanart on tumblr!"
Rosemary by TentacleAuxiliatrix January 5, 2014

Rosemary 

The best friend in the world, very hard working, understandable and honest/open.
ROSEMARY
Rosemary by Ioryar December 30, 2018

Rosemary 

Dear Rosemary,

I don’t know if you’ll ever see this…I’m writing this as a letter to you, and not as a definition to the public because I feel it’s easier for me to find things to say about you this way. There’s no clear way to define you, because you are so many wonderful things put together. You’re insecure, but who isn’t? I just know that I’m going to keep telling you you’re beautiful for the rest of our friendship. I really love you. You’re just always there for me, you’ve helped me in ways I could never express, even if you don’t know it.

Gosh, you’re a dream! You really are! You seem to be what everybody wants, and it sometimes makes me envy you because you’re beautiful, smart, kind, your smile lights up the room, and your laugh is infectious. You don’t seem to have a care in the world, and I get drunk on your freedom when we spend time together, which is something I adore doing. You know just what to say to everybody.

You’re not afraid to be vulnerable and to show me when you’re hurting, and I’d do anything to make you feel better. I swore I’d always be there for you, right? I promise I will be for the rest of our lives. You’re one of those people who can never drive anyone away, only pull them in. You wear your heart in your sleeve, but most of the time the emotion you’re displaying is joy. Your bravery outshines that of others, and you somehow pull through, and I admire you for that. You pulled me up as well, and spent the time to glue me back together.

I love you
Love grows where my Rosemary goes <3