Ribena Rizz

Dropping fat game on a bottle of juicy Ribena

I just dropped some loose Ribena rizz yesterday

by ribena man November 30, 2022

ribena boy

A man who eats pussy when his girl is on her menstrual cycle.In other variations, the man fucks the bloody cunt, then the girl sucks his cock clean. Named because of the blackcurrant drink Ribena.

Harry doesn't miss out if his girl is on her period, and neither does she. He happily admits he is "A bit of a Ribena Boy!"

by Mel Carroll May 22, 2008

Ribena Lip

A person (usually a child) who licks there lips to much making it look like they have drunk to much Ribena and it has stained all around there mouth.

"Doctor whats wrong with my child?"
"He has Ribena lip the little cunt"

by Guyee September 1, 2011

Ribena Week

Referring to that time of the month when women are as much use as a chocolate fireguard and when men may ask themselves, and rightly so, "what's the use of a c**t that won't f**k?" as one Oscar once asked. Although, as my Ribena Glass often points out, we'd be very unhappy if the Ribena wasn't delivered this month. True.

See also painters, and having the painters in.

Hey baby, I'm as horny as Halle Berry's ex husband after a year in prison! Is it still Ribena Week?

by nonPC December 14, 2008

Ribena Girl

Rude way of calling a girl plain Jane. Ribena doesn’t offer anything exciting and is rather bland. Ribena girl is usually a 4/10 at most with 0 personality and features and is often regarded as boring, dead and easy.

Yo you remember that ting I linked the other day?

Yeah…

Yeah man she was a ribena girl.

by Marl Milber September 14, 2023

Ribena fiend

Rough looking wrinkly old woman with a big purple birth mark on her face.

Did you see that old Bint what a Ribena Fiend.
Did you see that ribena fiend made from 100% Bitch Currant Juice

by Paul Ian Staker November 28, 2007

ribena

someone who is beautiful, good looking, attractive.

“Have you seen piotr, he is so ribena”

by cuminmysock December 5, 2022