Recap

To summarize a finished event.

Can you recap the race? I left in the middle of it.

by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005

I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.

by kmuto April 30, 2007

Hermitcraft recap

This is a YouTube channel which recaps hermitcraft and what happens throughout the week

Hello and welcome back to hermitcraft recap

by Sooparch December 12, 2019

Wrong room Recall

Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.

Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

by Mr Marky January 8, 2009

Remcall

Calling a friend after a big party to find out what happened last night, cuz you aint remember shit.

The usual remcall questions are:

- Are you still drunk?
- How did we get home?
- Who was that girl?
- With who I was fighting with?
- Where am I?
- Where were we?
- Would you come over and bring me a pizza a beer and some ice please?

by Father Tucker May 31, 2009

Recalculating

A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."

A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.

Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.

Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.

Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.

by spokaman November 16, 2010