Reirom

King of roms;
Pope of Emulation;
Midas netal;
An individual with high intelect and linguistic skills.

Reirom speak only regulated in the logic and grownded in the reason

by Roger February 16, 2004

redirkulous

Desciption of an on the court basketball move/play/shot, either by or imitation of Dirk Nowitski.

That drive and slam was redirkulous.

by Rusty45398 October 7, 2006

retired-on-the-job

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013

Regirts

Regretfully eating something that gives you the squirts.

Man.. I shouldn't have eaten Mexican for lunch today.. instant regirts.

by _clayton January 14, 2017

stealth retirement

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.

Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Retirement

A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.

(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred

by billzilla October 7, 2010

retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.

"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"

by Tijani January 25, 2009