1/ Man, that was such a sex session I had with your mother last night - I must have rejaculated 3 or 4 times!
2/ "Ouch!" yelped the drunk husband as he smashed his shins into the coffee table in the dark when he came home from the pub.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" he rejaculated when he woke up the next morning to find the ticking of his watch sounded like Big Ben.
2/ "Ouch!" yelped the drunk husband as he smashed his shins into the coffee table in the dark when he came home from the pub.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" he rejaculated when he woke up the next morning to find the ticking of his watch sounded like Big Ben.
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e.g. Mary: "shit Joseph, already? We've only been fucking for 30 seconds!"
Joseph: "fine Mary. I'll just have to rejaculate!"
Joseph: "fine Mary. I'll just have to rejaculate!"
by hlb123 September 21, 2016
Get the Rejaculate mug.When a gentleman ejaculates in a womans mouth, in such quantities that the semem exits the body through the nasal cavity.
by Bonniemeisters69 December 25, 2021
Get the rejaculate mug.After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
by MightierToaster August 22, 2010
Get the Celestial Ejaculate mug.Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018
Get the Ejaculate and Evacuate mug.The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.
Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.
Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.
Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.
Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.
Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.
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