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rejaculate

1/ Come again
2/ To exclaim, cry out or say in surprise more than once
1/ Man, that was such a sex session I had with your mother last night - I must have rejaculated 3 or 4 times!

2/ "Ouch!" yelped the drunk husband as he smashed his shins into the coffee table in the dark when he came home from the pub.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" he rejaculated when he woke up the next morning to find the ticking of his watch sounded like Big Ben.
by innesa March 3, 2011
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Rejaculate

For a male to ejaculate during sex, get hard again, ejaculate, and continue this cycle repeatedly.
"I rejaculated like 3 times last night. She was so tight."
by fappster January 18, 2015
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Rejaculate

Resisting the urge to ejaculate too early
e.g. Mary: "shit Joseph, already? We've only been fucking for 30 seconds!"

Joseph: "fine Mary. I'll just have to rejaculate!"
by hlb123 September 21, 2016
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rejaculate

When a gentleman ejaculates in a womans mouth, in such quantities that the semem exits the body through the nasal cavity.
Jake’s cum face sparked such laughter with Jenny that she rejaculated all over his nuts.
by Bonniemeisters69 December 25, 2021
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Celestial Ejaculate

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
by MightierToaster August 22, 2010
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Ejaculate and Evacuate

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018
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reticulated giraffe

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.
Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.
by theomelon May 3, 2021
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