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redheaded rod grabber

A man with red hair who rides elevators all day. When he is alone with one other man, he stops the lift, and begins reaching around to grab at some cock. He is paid to do this, by the Bureau of Redheaded Homosexuality, which ensures that redheaded men are as gay as humanly possible. The best redheaded rod grabber is awarded with the Ginger Meatlog Cup at the yearly banquet of employees.
As the elevator doors opened and I walked in, I quickly realized that the mincing, ratlike redhead in the corner was a redheaded rod grabber, and I chose to take the stairs instead.
by Curtis Hill November 26, 2006
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anti-redheaded racist

A person half black and half white that feels extremely inferior whenever in the presence of a red-headed person and avoids them at all costs due to fear.
I've noticed that guy at work Larry is a anti-redheaded racist.
by ptl1966#1 October 17, 2010
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Redheaded-code

Every person with red hair vows their life to loving the color green. They spend there day counting grass blades and attempting to communicate with worms using sounds waves that their millions of red antlers signal off the top of their head.
The Redheaded-code can control the life of all red headed people.
by X Æ A-12 August 19, 2020
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Redheadedness

"Redheadedness" is the state of not only being a redhead but also found in pursuing the redhead party ideals. Marriage and relations of redheads shall be kept within the redhead circle in order to produce the strongest possible genes and bring forth the master race. Redhead ideals include (but are not limited to) emotional intensity, strong-headedness, great hair, and a strong desire to rule the world.
"My good comrade Zoey has shown great redheadedness in the way she has pursued her education, life, and relational choices."
by Suave Muffin May 3, 2022
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