by Cindykt September 28, 2011
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Mom: WHY THE FUCK IS THE PHONEBILL $2,386?!?!
Me: … I… I c-c-called Redcar
Mom: My dear child why didn’t you say so sooner, love that man
Me: … I… I c-c-called Redcar
Mom: My dear child why didn’t you say so sooner, love that man
by lumineuse_vicky September 11, 2022
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Get the recarded mug.A band of epic proportions from Dallas, Texas whose live shows have been know to blow minds and CD's to eargasam with the following line-up:
Evan Lester - Vocals/Guitar
Davey Hoogerwerf - Vocals/Bass
Garett Bouline - Guitar
Josh Cutlip - Drums
Evan Lester - Vocals/Guitar
Davey Hoogerwerf - Vocals/Bass
Garett Bouline - Guitar
Josh Cutlip - Drums
by musicfiend April 3, 2009
Get the redCARwire mug.Lovely seaside town in the north east of England, partly inhabbited By the dregs of the dregs of societies, but luckley they are all isolated to a small area called "THE LAKES" (under no circumstances should you find yourself in the The Lakes, it will not end well for you. the only exception to this is if you are in need of stolen good or drugs), the locals have been found straying outside of The Lakes in reacent years bring down the local area.
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virtual shopping (empty shops with fake shop front, making the high street look full).
Beautiful Walks along the wind swept beach with views of Europes biggest chemicle plant and steel works.
newly modenised sea font with the world first and last Verticle Pier.
unforgettable night life where local customs dictate you drink yourself stupid and bottle anyone looking at you/ or anyone thought to be looking at you/ anyone. and that you find yourself an over wight middle aged woman, who will do anything you want for a cider and back, as long as you dont mind the smell of stale cigarettes and six illegitimate children in the next room.
tourist information has been closted since 1997 but do not fear there is an excessive amount of street wardens to be found around Redcar, they do not know much about what there jobs entails but they do love the power the Hi-vis stab vests seem to give them.
Other highlighs:
virtual shopping (empty shops with fake shop front, making the high street look full).
Beautiful Walks along the wind swept beach with views of Europes biggest chemicle plant and steel works.
newly modenised sea font with the world first and last Verticle Pier.
unforgettable night life where local customs dictate you drink yourself stupid and bottle anyone looking at you/ or anyone thought to be looking at you/ anyone. and that you find yourself an over wight middle aged woman, who will do anything you want for a cider and back, as long as you dont mind the smell of stale cigarettes and six illegitimate children in the next room.
tourist information has been closted since 1997 but do not fear there is an excessive amount of street wardens to be found around Redcar, they do not know much about what there jobs entails but they do love the power the Hi-vis stab vests seem to give them.
The main employer in Redcar is the Jobcentre wheather that is claming child benefits or job seekers allowance all are welcome here, in the most used buliding in Redcar outside of all the Pubs that fill one whole end of the high street.
by get me out of this place February 1, 2013
Get the Redcar mug.When a retard observes someone else being a retard and tries to call them a retard but messes up because there a retard. After making this mistake they are then called a redard.
Warning: make sure to be careful when first approaching the redard, walk up slowly with caution, let him smell your hand then procede to talk or observe him.
Warning: make sure to be careful when first approaching the redard, walk up slowly with caution, let him smell your hand then procede to talk or observe him.
1.Not having good speaking abilities.
2. not being able to eat food correctly
3. shouting out random statements
4. while driving to get somewhere the redard will sometimes drive into bank parking lots to get to their objective.
5. looking haggard
2. not being able to eat food correctly
3. shouting out random statements
4. while driving to get somewhere the redard will sometimes drive into bank parking lots to get to their objective.
5. looking haggard
by Johny Cash46294 August 5, 2009
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