Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

by Tony Red September 2, 2009

Receptionator

Not your traditional receptionist, the Receptionator is a hybrid - a cross between a receptionist, office manager, facilities coordinator, and administrative assistant. The ultimate "go-to" person in the office. Suspected of having superhuman powers.

Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.

by murlock June 29, 2011

Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022

receptioneer

A male receptionist.

"I think that receptioneer was checkin you out dude. Gay."

by The Squeasel August 26, 2003

Rapeception

When a third person rapes a second person, who at that moment is raping a first person.

"Stop raping me. I'm trying to rape Jeff" - Tom
"Its Rapeception" - Jeff
"No, we need to go deeper" - Vince

by tag dey hune November 7, 2011

receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone

receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*

by mouse_347 August 25, 2007

fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"

fit Receptionist at Thornleigh

by man 32145 June 12, 2009