Raynard's Syndrome

rare syndrome involving dramatic color changes of the scrotal sac from red to white to blue in any order. can be provoked by cold - or by exposure to reruns of Everyone Loves Raymond.

I was really concerned because my balls kept changing color but my doctor told me not to worry. I just have Raynard's Syndrome. He said I should keep my sac warm and protect it from Ray Romano.

by ken69 February 4, 2009

Oakland Raytards

Another name for the 'football' team from the city of Oakland, California.

A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.

NFL fan: Which team do you root for?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!

NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!

NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!

by John Madden's Clipboard March 12, 2013

Raynard

One of the cutest and most charming boys you will meet. A trustable and a great boyfriend

I love Raynard and how he looks

by Em09216 October 30, 2019

raynardo

A very weird black man with blonde hair. Tends to date any race except his own and loves dancing and music.

Damn! There goes raynardo!

by PhillJohnson1121 November 13, 2017

Raychard

A Raychard is when your penis is erecting but is stuck under your thigh. This can be caused by having over a 5 1/2 inch penis or when you are sitting in the crisscross apple sauce position.

“I have a Raychard and it hurts like a bitch.”

by Roelan Smith July 15, 2023

Raytard

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

by Sithsteen November 10, 2006

Raynard

One of the cutest guys you would ever meet. Cares a lot about people and usually attached to Mexicans or Latinas.

Sorry I don't speak Spanish says Raynard

by The feast that gives January 16, 2017