Ratchetry

An accumulation of ratchet ass whores.

There is some ratchetry going on up in that apartment.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019

ratchetry

serious fuckery, tomfoolery, or other such shenanigans

Peggy: Gina slept with her son's best friend, AND his father. AND THE FATHER IS HER THERAPIST, WHO PRESCRIBES HER VICODIN. Which she sells to her son's best friend.

Nina: Stop it right there, Peggy. I cannot DEAL with this ratchetry.

by Goldmines February 14, 2012

Catchelor

when your cat is a single pringle and aint got no woman, the cat version of a bachelor.

"Yeah, Toodles recently broke up with his girlfriend.He's just a catchelor now."

by thecatular March 27, 2015

catchelor

The male equivalent of a cat lady

"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?" said the catchelor

by iquestionshard August 9, 2016

latchelor

A bachelor looking to latch onto a female to be his wife. Latchelors are often in the final stages of bachelorhood.

Bro #1: I'm gonna get my smoke. My stock is rising, and I'm over dating. I'm ready to latch onto a female.
Bro #2: Bro, you're now a latchelor. Congrats.

by Sawsbaws July 31, 2022

Ratchetossis

A heightened and more dangerous stage, level or state of Ratchocity. It is Ratchocity with an extreme case of restless leg syndrome followed by the "hmmmmm bra's" .... Often locked in to the ratchetness with no care as to how to escape. Stage 2...

When I went to remove the cumquat that was duct taped to Fletcher's temple. I immediately realized. That he had leap frogged past Ratchocity straight to ratchetossis. Oh sweet prince, you are done for & no one can help you. Ratchetossis will soon exhume your soul.

by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone March 28, 2017

batchelors handbag

A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles

Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag

by Ronster March 4, 2021