The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional, and is particularly common among young liberal women. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.
Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.
Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.
The adulterer: Well, it's okay to lie about cheating on him and say it's his baby, as long as his feelings aren't hurt!
Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...
Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!
Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...
Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!
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Get the RaNona mug.Quite an ironic name for the user. He shows his clear misinformation and obsession with atheists in his definitions. I could sit here and pick his argument apart piece by piece, but I have too much of a life to be able to waste my time on such hateful jokes.
Just let me clarify: atheists never said that everything comes out of nothing. They just say that the universe always existed in its current form, or that it existed in another form. And yes, that does make sense because even the Higgs Boson confirms that there was a singularity.
The best part about him is that he goes on to talk about how atheists are almost all "atheist losers" and in all of the words that he defines, he completely bashes them and then says that atheists are the bigoted and hateful ones lmfaoooo! XD
Just let me clarify: atheists never said that everything comes out of nothing. They just say that the universe always existed in its current form, or that it existed in another form. And yes, that does make sense because even the Higgs Boson confirms that there was a singularity.
The best part about him is that he goes on to talk about how atheists are almost all "atheist losers" and in all of the words that he defines, he completely bashes them and then says that atheists are the bigoted and hateful ones lmfaoooo! XD
"RationalTruth" is an example of a misnomer.
Oh, and by the way, Hitler did not persecute Christians, genius. Not for their beliefs. The individuals that were persecuted were the ones who did not follow Germany's Christianity hard enough.
Nor was Hitler an atheist. Stalin was an atheist, yes, but Hitler hated and wanted to crush Stalin and his regime lol. In fact, he WAS a Christian and used the mass power of the Catholics and Protestants to get what he wanted... his aversion to homosexuality, belief on women being the caregivers who should stay at home and have many kids (BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY), and antiSemitism were ALL Christian motivated, helped along and advanced by Christianity (and Islam too, in the German units in North Africa), so please check your facts before you spew bullshit out of your mouth :)
Oh, and by the way, Hitler did not persecute Christians, genius. Not for their beliefs. The individuals that were persecuted were the ones who did not follow Germany's Christianity hard enough.
Nor was Hitler an atheist. Stalin was an atheist, yes, but Hitler hated and wanted to crush Stalin and his regime lol. In fact, he WAS a Christian and used the mass power of the Catholics and Protestants to get what he wanted... his aversion to homosexuality, belief on women being the caregivers who should stay at home and have many kids (BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY), and antiSemitism were ALL Christian motivated, helped along and advanced by Christianity (and Islam too, in the German units in North Africa), so please check your facts before you spew bullshit out of your mouth :)
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Get the Rationing mug.Rationalwikism is a left-wing liberal, neoatheist, materialist, positivist and nihilistic ideology that seeks to attack everyone that is not left-wing liberal nor atheist. Mainly focused on spiritual people, occult people, supernaturals/mythicals, far left-wing and right-wing people. It is also characterized by the abuse of the terms such as "pseudoscience" and "pseudo(put the name of a subject here)" in a way you cannot even know the original meaning of the word. Rationalwikism cames from RationalWiki, and it can also be referred as Irrationalwikism.
"Rationalwikism should be countered, mainly by non-liberal leftists and by spiritual-supernatural people, but is is unlikely since they cannot even organize their own wiki with a SEO bigger than rationalwiki one."
"Rationalwikism shows that all social groups can have its own wiki and talk about everything they want, mainly about politics, religion, science, spirituality and supernaturality."
"I would like a left-wing supernaturalist version of RationalWiki for counter rationalwikism... But it is unlikely since we do not have enough left-wing supernaturalists for accomplish this."
"Rationalwikism shows that all social groups can have its own wiki and talk about everything they want, mainly about politics, religion, science, spirituality and supernaturality."
"I would like a left-wing supernaturalist version of RationalWiki for counter rationalwikism... But it is unlikely since we do not have enough left-wing supernaturalists for accomplish this."
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Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.
Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.
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Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.
Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.
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Ever since Joe discovered Rational Hedonism, he's stopped worrying about trying to please everyone else and started doing the things he loves to do and is much happier.
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