randite

Someone who thinks Ayn Rand is not only a philosopher, but has logical consistency. See also: asshat

I used to read philosophy in public, but I kept getting accosted by randites.

by signine October 18, 2003

randies

random people, also random people that piss you off.

-in Counter Strike when a random pub scrub kills you
or they get a random head shot
-randies can be bad hockey players too. if they are terrible and they just throw the puck at the net and then all of a sudden they get a random goal
-those randies are so bad
-i walked all of those randies in the mens league today and then this randy got the puck and roofed it top corner. he was a total bender.

by Alex Digirolamo July 20, 2008

dirty randie

when a chick gets down to your crotch area about to take off your pants when your stomach rumbles and you fart in her face.

i knew better than eating all that mexican food before going to the club, b/c i ended giving that hot waitress a dirty randie!

by chuck ablility November 4, 2011

Randicapped

Adj.

1. A state of mental deterioration brought on by lack of sexual activity. Sympyoms include: lack of attention span accompanied by obvious and shameless gawking at the opposite sex, erections lasting more than four hours, internet porn addiction, chronic masturbation, public masturbation, continuous masturbation, procrasturbation, auto-erotic asphyxiation, bestiality, chafing, bleeding, dry skin, coprophagia, dry mouth, night time emissions, etc.

2. Horny as fuck.

It wasn't just the drool slowly working its way down Rupert's chin that alerted Alejandro to the fact that his compatriot was completely randicapped. No, it was really the fact that the poor bastard had surreptitiously pulled out his erect penis in the train station and begun softly slapping it against a guard rail as he gaped at a passing female that really gave it away for Alejandro.

by Tromboned October 29, 2009

Randichod

A abuse in Hindi...It means a person who fucks a whore.

abe randichod..chala ja yaha se.

by perpetualman November 14, 2010

Randical

A term to be used for people getting there freak on sexually but taking it to an extreme radical level.

i.e Randy plus Radical. = Randical

They're in the tent bumpin ugly's, cant you hear them.?
Thats (randical)

Feeling pretty randy and want to have some crazy radical fornication. i.e Getting Randical.

by Clark Bent October 20, 2010

randilee

Randilee is a common name among trailer parks in the northeast. Typically named after their father. Many of them are only children that want to have their cake and eat it too.

Randilee seems to be crazier than I thought.

by magellan October 22, 2012