flaccid reflux

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

Gag reflex atrophy

The decline of sensitivity at the back of the mouth which leads to less frequent gagging and an easier time swallowing large objects. While occasionally sought after by those who must take medication in large pills that are uncomfortable to swallow, it is more often a byproduct of a woman’s promiscuity. Continuous oral sex will rapidly decrease the gag reflex until she is able to take in even large members without difficulty.

Tori had been working on trying to stop gagging every time she went down on a guy. She enjoyed the praise and attention she garnered but she needed her BJ’s to be legendary. After a month or two of holding a tooth brush at the back of her mouth for 10 minutes every morning and night, she felt she had finally gotten rid of her gag reflex entirely. Eager to try it out, she texted Matt and told him to come over. Matt had a proud 8 inch dong, and so wasn’t to be taken lightly. But as she pulled down his pants and took his hardening member into her mouth, she realized with glee it had been a total success. As she bobbed diligently back and forth she heard Matt moan and grip her shoulders strongly. She closed her eyes and she felt him swell in her mouth. The first blast was a motherload indeed, but Tori’s cheeks and throat worked; she was swallowing his semen as fast as he was pumping it into her mouth. He fell back on the bed after he was spent and she went to snuggle on his chest. Soon however she once again wanted to take in his meat and taste his seed. So she took his flaccid member in her mouth and began to succ. He quickly grew and hardened as she breathed a second life into his spent manhood. She knew she’d been totally successful with her Gag Reflex Atrophy.

by Swirlin64 March 17, 2020

The Flex Reflex

When a man slightly flexes his arms everytime he passes attractive women, this is The Flex Reflex.

This isn't recommended, because if the girls you are trying to impress call your bluff, you will look like a total ass.

The Flex Reflex-

"Jessica called me out on my Flex Reflex today, I feel like a total ass."

by Austavious Rex April 8, 2010

Gypsy Reflex

To stomp something fallen with your foot so noone gets it because you're a nasty gypsy.

Guy Nibba #1 - Hey I just dropped a coing but that damn guy has a Gypsy Reflex

Guy Nibba #2 - Sorry to hear that

by Honda_Civic_goes_MMMMMMM November 2, 2019

Yo Mama Reflex

To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.

Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!

by Swid January 12, 2006

reflectie

A photo in which you can see the photographer in a reflection. The photo is not intended to be a selfie.

Gigi: Hey, you want to hang out?
Bob: I can't. I'm fixing my car. Look. (Sends photo of car.)
Gigi: Cool. And nice legs, by the way! I can see them in the reflection from the bumper.
Bob: Oh what?! I sent you a reflectie?! Dammly.

by fudgery January 12, 2016

up-chuck reflex

to puke, vomit, throw up, barf...etc.

"When Andrea saw the food in bamba she almost had an up-chuck reflex!"

by Jobo April 14, 2005