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HR Red Card 

A phrase or statement said at the work place that be offensive to others and possibly violate a Human Resource's rule or code of conduct.

An objectionable joke or comment made at the workplace.
Mike - I like that all you can eat buffet, I'm not telling my wife that I'm going there.
Coworker1 - Mike's not telling his wife that he is going to get stuffed at the meat buffet.
Coworker2 - HR Red Card!
HR Red Card by sparkyplace October 5, 2009

The Red Card

When a girl is on her period and you are having sex with her and blood comes out in one big clump and you pick it up and raise it above your head and make her leave your apartment
Dude, I was fucking this hot chick on her period and I had to give her the red card.
The Red Card by Foot and e September 26, 2017

Eat the red card 

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
Eat the red card by coystags August 25, 2023

Red Lobster gift card

When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not
Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin
The ultimate goal of Target's disillusioned LODs and GSTLs who whip their cashiers with spiked belts at every prompt to try to enforce their will against unsuspecting customers.

Usually the result of a life of shit, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they're already working under shitty conditions at little over minimum wage.

Victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally retarded and morbidly obese individuals that can't find a job anywhere else.
I just started working at Target a week ago, and this nasty bitch with crooked teeth and a terrible lisp told me that if I don't get redcards, she'll murder me and rape my family.
That hurt my feelings, (so I yelled 'This is SPARTA' and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the fuck out of there).
REDcard by Knick Nack Paddywack October 16, 2008
1)Doing something extremely wrong, and or terrible.
2) No turning back.
Dillon saw you Karl, he told Brian he saw you hit that old lady's car and take off. She could be extremely hurt, that's such a Redcard Karl. Man!
Redcard by Grzech September 5, 2018