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QAnon

What seems to be an internet-based cult of crackpots who apparently believe that Trump is God, and that he's fighting the "cabal" or the "deep state," or some BS like that. From the looks of it, they also espouse the religious belief that he's fighting a blatantly nonexistent "Satanic" pedophile ring made of people who don't agree with him, as opposed to just admitting he's not that great of a person. Seems to have been started by someone going by Q, who's claiming to be an insider for the government, or maybe a massive troll. These assholes take their beliefs seriously enough to flat out attack people or even try to commit murder in broad daylight, and then claim they're fighting for some fake utopia. Yeah, humanity's digging its own grave for sure.
Guy 1: Hey, hear about Larry? Apparently, he shot his neighbor and ran over her husband because he thought they were part of the "cabal"
Guy 2: Must have been QAnon.
Guy 1: Yeah, he drank that Q-Laid pretty fast.
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
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QAnon

Euphemism for retard

A typical QAnon supporter is over forty years old and lives in their mother's basement.

QAnon followers must be converted by social media as they can't reproduce themselves. Majority of them are virgins and their fatty body composure hides almost all of their penis. This makes impossible for them to reproduce.

QAnon followers spend all their allowance on weaponry and ammunition which helps them compensate for the dysfunction of their penis.
I don't think John will ever get laid. He's a true QAnon.

John and his Ma are in prison for storming the capitol. They're full QAnon
by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022
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QAnon

A group of rabidly racist Trump supporters who are spreading the false rumor that the increasing numbers of minorities in our schools is evidence that white children are being kidnapped and sold into sex slavery. This group was behind the discredited "Pizza-Gate" conspiracy theory of supposed sex trafficking.
The group QAnon is spreading false conspiracy theories as a tool in political fear mongering.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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QAnon

An American far-right conspiracy theory coined by fanatical supporters of the Republican Party(which includes conservatives, paleoconservatives, nationalists, right-wing populists, zionists, white nationalists, fascists, nazis, neo-confederates, proud boys, klansmen etc.), that claims that the former President of the United States Donald J. Trump was being plotted against by a top-secret Satan-worshipping cabal of cannibalistic pedophiles running a child sex trafficking ring during his time in the office. It is mostly regarded as being a theory of insane lunacy, and a lie made to trigger a revolt against the American Government.

It is one of the chief philosophies behind the 2021 Storming Of The US Capitol.
Trumpist: The Q and his cronies are running a trafficking ring! We need to raid the Capitol! Trust in QAnon!

Bidenist: Will you just shut up man?
by Idot11111 May 15, 2021
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QAnon

Mentally unstable person: THE EARTH IS FLAT!. NASA IS A LIE!THE HOLLYWOOD ARE VAMPIRES WHO ARE DRINKING OUR BLOOD TO KEEP THEMSELVES YOUNGER! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! 🐑🐑🐑

Unfortunate listener: That's rather QAnon of you to peddle such rubbish...
by UltimateDoge June 28, 2021
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QAnon

“QAnon is the solution to all the questions we made up.”
by DuoLogue November 3, 2022
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QAnon

A quasi religious belief system. A group of American generals chose Trump to save America, from a Satan worshipping collective of cannibal pedophiles, who are trying to take over all world governments. “Q” is an insider who appeared in October 2017 on a troll space. “A Great Awakening “ was promised, in which the Clintons and Tom Hanks would be exposed as the ringleaders. January 6th was largely fueled by Q beliefs. As Q predictions fail, different future dates are offered for the arrests of celebrities and politicians. Q is an attractive conspiracy theory for the hopeless.
I became enlightened and woke up after reading Q drops about qanon from 4chan
by TheGaleStorm April 3, 2022
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