german pushup

When a woman lays down on her back and points her ass straight in the air, and her male partner stands over her and points his cock vertically downwards and starts squatting.

I was lookin' at some porn last night, and then they started to do a german pushup... it looked painful.

by the pappy April 24, 2008

asshole-pushup

when someone eats the last bite of ice cream, takes the last hit, or simply consumes the final anything without asking anyone else first, they become an asshole. A consequential pushup or act of homage is then exhibited by the perpetrator.

"Dude thanks for not asking first before taking the last gummy worm! Get on the floor and do an asshole-pushup!"

by caligirl21 October 9, 2009

Cock Pushup

It's when you fuckin lay down, on the ground. And you let your boner lift you up of the floor.

Jack black does cock pushups all the time, while Kyle Gass don't belive him!

by rull0r October 17, 2008

domanant pushup

Doing a push up when in the missionary sex position

Having sex while doing the domanant pushup

by Doctor sex December 14, 2016

Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.

That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!

by 2inamillion February 25, 2011

mexican pushup

the action of hopping a fence when you extend your arms fully from a bent position.

i heard the cops and i did a mexican pushup when i hit the fence

by qoeurrhq August 27, 2013

push-up balls

When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.

May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.

Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?

Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.

by Manmess November 23, 2013