puerto rican pig roast

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.

Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.

by Autisticauggie April 25, 2014

Puertorican BullWorm

A massive schlong owned by a guy named khile.

Hey Mike, You ever see khiles puertorican bullworm?

by goreze March 17, 2021

puerto rican time

The timing system puerto ricans use for anything. Usually it's 30 mins to 3 hours after you need them to be there.

"Jose you're late for your appointment!" "im on puerto rican time mang"

by jo jo bob April 26, 2014

anus purring

A prolonged expulsion of gas from a person's anus mimicking the sound of a cat purring.

When did you get a cat? Nope, that was just my anus purring...

by Leinen Lassie November 17, 2019

Purr

A different word to use instead of "period"

I just got some McDonald's. Purr!

by Dom325_ March 18, 2021

Puerto Rican Plan B

Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)

Ace Ventura " yo Juan it got crazy with Maria last night, I had to use the Puerto Rican Plan B. Thank God for those Mentos in my pocket, I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama"

by zombles222 April 14, 2021

dusty puerto rican

Snorting coke off of a puerto rican prostitutes anus that is riddled with shit crumbs from previous anal sex encounters.

Man I still have a smell of asshole in my nose from performing that dusty puerto rican on handy Mandy last night.

by Spoonyt69 February 18, 2022