purplecone

A closet homosexual. Someone who claims to be straight while secretly liking men. Tell-tale signs: Says penis randomly in chatrooms.

You're such a PurpleCONe! When are you going to come out of the closet?

by anon97 July 1, 2005

purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelephonepole

Congradulations!!!!!

You have the privilage to gaze upon the sacred word. Inother words...it meens nothing.

There is no such word as purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelphonepole

by Dante Shlepinstein December 9, 2003

purplemonkeydishwasher

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.

DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!

by Jay August 21, 2004

purpleneck

A redneck that makes the average redneck look like a suave cosmopolitan with a Ph.D. Generally purplenecks are illiterate but they are very friendly as long as you don't show them any foreign technology and try to talk like them.

Yesterday, while driving down the backroads of Mississippi, my car got a flat tire and I was SOL because my spare was flat too. Luckily, though, I met a purpleneck who saved me by slaughtering a wild hog right then and there, and then slicing off a long and thick roll of hog meat to wrap around my tires. I was off and going in no time.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

PurpleStones

A god amongst mortal men. Truly a specimen to behold. Can literally never die. Once killed a man simply by looking at him. Fish fear him. Women want him.

Second most handsome man after Mikey.

"Wow, did you hear that PurpleStones was the best man at Mikey's wedding?"

by Yeezy avavy September 6, 2022

PurpleMonkey

a commentary person with giant balls

oh thats purplemonkey

by anonymous May 19, 2022

purplecore

purple core is mainly associated with murder and bombs but it is also a cute aesthetic.
Songs that fit this asethetic:
Chururira Chururira Daddadda!
rinridgetrid (yes the one by natsuki kanemaru

Wassup Toya bro do you know what purplecore is
Wtf it sounds like the worst hair color ever
It’s a murder aesthetic

Makes sense

by Wassuptoyabro October 19, 2022