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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
by Racereaver December 12, 2010
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Prick Weasel

An annoying and obnoxious individual. Someone who thinks they know it all but are actually trash at whatever it is that they’re doing. Someone who brings animosity to every situation that they’re in.
Levi, I can’t believe Mike is at it again. He’s a little prick weasel.
by Littleitch August 27, 2022
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pretentious prick

Someone who boasts about their accomplishments when in fact they have nothing to boast about or when a man is hitting on a woman and lies about how big his penis is or how good he is in bed.
Oh, so he calls himself god?! Pretentious prick!
by Zecker117 November 17, 2015
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Inbred Prick

A redneck, generally loud and obnoxious, that roams the hallways at school screaming random and loud meaningless derogatory terms whilst rubbing snuff inside their gums. Usually live in town but act like a "country boy" by driving a large, loud 4x4 and arguing over truck makers. Always has on camo to stay disguised in any situation. Natural habitats include: The woods, high school or college bathrooms, anywhere there's snuff, mud, or big trucks
"Ew man, there's snuff on the stairs."
"Damn Inbred Pricks."

"Where are all the Inbred Pricks?"
"I don't know, they're invisible with their camo."

"A big, loud, dirty and annoying truck? F***ing Inbred Pricks."
by jkettler24 May 2, 2014
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Class A-1 prick

Not to be confused with a regular prick (or a fucktard, dickweed, assrat bastard, etc.); a mofo who has reached the status of Class A-1 prick is a real waste of bungwipe and really needs to be exterminated like the bug he or she really is.
Jason is such a Class A-1 prick for bringing a ghetto blaster to church and blasting Slayer music out of it!!! :-O
by Telephony May 6, 2012
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weather prick

Noun - a person, usually from Southern California or Florida, who posts how nice their weather is on social media as the rest of the country is gripped in bitter cold temperatures.
Ted's posts on Facebook about 75 degrees in Southern California are really annoying. He's a weather prick.
by Ted Rated January 7, 2014
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Narcissistic prick

This person only thinks about themselves tries to put everyone down around them.. this person is rude,inconsiderate, thoughtless, prick,asshole.. every day of his life.. he tries to manipulate people but really he's the fool because he's the one being manipulated.. boarder line personality PTSD Psychopathic piece of s***
do you see that Terry over there acting like a narcissistic prick by being annoying as fuck and trying to have all the attention being brought to him.. Hey he is just a plan asshole about everything in life..
by Weseakasquad November 23, 2016
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