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Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
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children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016
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Sucker-plunging

Sexual move: When you're tonguing the butthole and sucking it at the same time.
Oh baby, baby, you know sucker-plunging is my favorite sex move!!
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baby punting

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008
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pudging

To pinch someone's extra stomach fat repeatedly
Me and my girlfriend started pudging last week. You could say were getting pretty serious.
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dick plunging

When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet
I was getting road head and ended up dick plunging my girlfriend.
by PAYNT May 16, 2016
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